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    We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

    Education | Winning | Race


    I see an issue I like, and I support it.

    Support | Issue


    Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

    Test | Students | Mark


    We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

    Creative | Ballot


    When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

    Telephone | Number | Governor


    William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

    Saint | Patron | Bennett


    I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

    War | Oklahoma


    These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

    Listen | Days | Infamous


    The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

    Screwed | Teachers | System


    If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

    Time | Texan


    The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

    Mirror | Guy | Democrats


    Young people are the key to this election.

    Election | Key


    We were a country band with a social conscience.

    Band | Conscience | Social


    No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

    Life | Change | Changed


    I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

    Prayer


    I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

    Hair | Head | Perry


    I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

    Admit | Drinking | Swallow


    I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

    Texas | Roads | Taxes


    I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

    Admit | Drinking | Swallow


    I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

    Apologize | Intimidate


       

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