Quotes from Bruce Forsyth


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I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.


Probably more than anybody else, I loved Nat 'King' Cole as a performer - not only his singing but his piano playing. Whenever he had a new record come out, I'd get it and try to learn how he was playing. And he was one of the nicest people I'd ever met.


You can only be as good as your audience. Sometimes you can be as bad as your audience, but you have to remember you can never be better than them.


My biggest regret is that my mother didn't see me walk on to that London Palladium stage, being the star she always wanted me to be. But I always say that when she reached Heaven, she had a word with a few agents.


Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.


All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'


Once you've experienced the warmth of an audience, the achievement of getting your first laugh, and entertaining them, singing or playing piano, it just keeps it all going.


In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?


If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.


If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with that.


It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.


I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.


I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.


I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight.


I am not doddery... doddery I am not!


Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.


Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.


Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.


Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.


When I was a child, life felt so slow because all I wanted to do was get into show business. Each day seemed like a year, but when you get older, years pass like minutes. I wish there was a tape recorder where we could just slow our lives down.