I woke in bits, like all children, piecemeal over the years. I discovered myself and the world, and forgot them, and discovered them again.

- Annie Dillard

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

- A. J. McLean

It's been like a bad dream I never woke from.

- Alex Chilton

I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.

- Dale Earnhardt

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

- Rita Hayworth

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

- Stan Laurel

The day I woke up and Reddit was working on its own was just the most incredible feeling.

- Steve Huffman