Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

- Anton Chekhov

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

- Fuzzy Zoeller

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

- Fuzzy Zoeller

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.

- Robin Day

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.

- Robin Day

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

- Richard Owen

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.

- Stephanie Sigman