I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

- Ed Koch

My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.'

- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

I don't have ulcers; I give them.

- Harry Cohn

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

- Vicki Baum