Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

- Bill Griffith

I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.

- Carrie Fisher

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

- Don Imus

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

- Jerry Seinfeld

Howard Stern was the only one that was able to get through to me.

- Jessica Hahn

I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them.

- Robert Greenblatt

I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.

- Stephen Root

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.'

- Vin Diesel

Fear, born of that stern matron, Responsibility.

- William McFee