It's so jarring to go from Baghdad to Cambridge, to go from a place where people are fighting and striving and dying to a place where the biggest concern is what kind of cheese to put in your sandwich.

- Dexter Filkins

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.

- James Wolcott

All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for.

- Jill Scott

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

- Jack Black

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

- Jack Benny

The Sandwich Islands are not the same as Otaheite nor as the Fijis, from which they are distant about 4,000 miles, nor are their people of the same race. The natives are not cannibals, and it is doubtful if they ever were so. Their idols only exist in missionary museums.

- Isabella Bird

I adore burgers. I know they are bad for me, and only technically a sandwich, but a well made burger, juicy and hot off the grill, is wonderful!

- Faith Hunter

I made the first sandwich before entering college.

- Fred DeLuca

Back when we started, people didn't even know what a submarine sandwich was. The product was only sold in a few markets.

- Fred DeLuca

My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on!

- Elizabeth Banks

My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If you're going to have vanilla wafers, you have the whole box.

- Al Roker

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

- Dianne Wiest

Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

- David Sax

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

- Don Rickles

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

- Danny DeVito

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.

- Daniel Craig

At one of the first science fiction conventions I ever went to, I saw a guy wearing a sandwich board promoting his book. Count me out of that one.

- Carol Berg

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

- Billy Gardell

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

- Billy Joel

There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure every bite has a bit of everything in it. There's something special about that.

- April Bloomfield