I collect things that just look retarded.

- Ahmet Zappa

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

- Diablo Cody

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade.

- Dannel Malloy

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

- Eric Andre

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

- Frank Serpico

I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.

- Guy Davenport

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

- Katherine Heigl

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

- Karl Radek

We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera.

- Lou Holtz

And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.

- Standing Bear