The telecom industry pretends like it's not getting paid.

- Chad Hurley

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

- Erma Bombeck

The idea that Donald Trump is a conservative is a complete farce. He is a conman who pretends to be a conservative.

- Evan McMullin

An actor is someone who pretends to be somebody else. A movie star is somebody who pretends that somebody else is them.

- Nicholas Meyer

Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know what's in it - they should, because they put it all in beforehand.

- Saul Bellow