The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

- Edsger Dijkstra

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

- Shaquille O'Neal

Whenever anyone has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.

- Rene Descartes

He who pardons easily invites offense.

- Pierre Corneille

He who forgives readily only invites offense.

- Pierre Corneille

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there.

- Jake Lacy

Installing a new offense is harder than a new defense. It just takes time.

- Joe Montana

Any quarterback that understands what the offense is really about is going to succeed.

- Joe Montana

God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.

- Henry Ward Beecher

Nudity isn't something people should take offense to.

- Emily Ratajkowski

We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it.

- Abraham Lincoln

People say you don't need a father to be successful. I take offense to that.

- Dwight Howard

I've never liked the press part of it (no offense), but it comes with the job.

- Devon Sawa

When it comes down to it, you're playing football regardless of what offense you're in.

- Colin Kaepernick

We needed to go back on the offense and offer clear leadership on Iraq.

- Condoleezza Rice

No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.

- Clarence Darrow

The triangle is a foundation to an offense.

- Bill Cartwright

We've got a lot of potential on offense. But really potential doesn't mean much if you don't realize it.

- Brian Griese

It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.

- Brett Favre

Thou shalt not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, indeed thou shall steal and thou must.

- Branch Rickey