I know I mispronounce things constantly, because maybe I read more than I talk, but I don't know the proper way to say a lot of things, even though I know what they are. But then I know I look like a moron.

- Amy Heckerling

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

- Alice Sebold

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.

- Dan Abrams

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

- J. D. Salinger

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

- John McEnroe

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.

- Joel Schumacher

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.

- Martin Sheen

The computer is a moron.

- Peter Drucker

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.

- Steve-O

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

- William Thomas