Who's going to ask a painter to see a diploma? They'd say, 'Can I see your paintings?', wouldn't they?

- David Hockney

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.

- Edith Wharton

I got my diploma from Ealing College of Art, in graphics and illustration.

- Freddie Mercury

A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.

- Joyce Meyer

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use.

- J. G. Ballard

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

- L. Frank Baum

Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.

- Mitt Romney

A diploma is a dunce hat in disguise.

- Peter Thiel

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up answers.

- Solomon Short