Ted Cruz is not the official spokesman for American conservatism. If you want somebody who has been out there, who has offered an alternative - the person who offered an alternative, for example, is... Paul Ryan.

- Charles Krauthammer

I feel upsettingly de-natured. If Penelope Cruz were one of my nurses, I wouldn't even notice.

- Christopher Hitchens

I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.

- Ellen Bass

They say 'Ted Cruz can't win.' Really? Have you talked to Ted?

- Jeff Duncan

Ted Cruz is the Schroedinger's cat of politicians. He is both eligible and not eligible to be president.

- Mark Frauenfelder

I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz.

- Nell Newman

I'm not the new Penelope Cruz. I'm Paz Vega. There's only one Penelope and she's marvellous.

- Paz Vega

I don't believe Trump or Cruz are fair traders. I think they are probably both free traders.

- Sherrod Brown