When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

- Amy Sedaris

If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview.

- Barbara Walters

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

- Carrie Fisher

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

- Elvis Costello

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.

- Elizabeth Meriwether

Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them. Then I always have that on hand if I need it.

- Giada De Laurentiis

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

- James Broughton

The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it even started but that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

- Justin Guarini

I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.

- Kate Winslet

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

- Peter De Vries

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

- Rita Rudner

I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap.

- Randy Couture

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

- Sandra Bullock

I don't think Julia Roberts is as innocent as her image suggests. You have to be a really smart cookie to create an image as clean and pure and on-the-money as hers.

- Sharon Stone

I like a gooey cookie.

- Trisha Yearwood

I respect the IBF obligation to fight Povetkin, but I would like the exception to fight David Haye. That is the only title the Klitschkos don't have. We have them all except the WBA, which is why Haye is such an interesting cookie for me to eat.

- Wladimir Klitschko