From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

- Bertolt Brecht

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

- Fred Allen

What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.

- Henry Ward Beecher

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.

- Roger Moore

I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me in a coffin, and I'll be like, 'Yeah, OK, it went all right.' But until then, I'm not saying it.

- Timothy Simons