Quotes on the topic: Chickens


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One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids.


I haven't checked, but I highly suspect that chickens evolved from an egg-laying ancestor, which would mean that there were, in fact, eggs before there were chickens. Genius.


If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?


Keeping animals, I have learned, is all about water. Who even knew chickens drank water? I didn't, but they do, and a lot.


I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.


Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.


I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.


I just love chickens.


If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.


My mother had a sewing machine. I was never allowed to use it, but I was so fascinated by this little needle going up and down joining fabric together that I'd use it when my mother went out to feed the chickens.


Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.


Many dinosaurs were smaller than chickens.


My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother.


I'm not counting any chickens.


If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.


If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.


I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.


Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.


'You have chickens?' That's what nearly everyone asks next, after they find out about our family pets. They just need to make sure they heard me correctly. Perhaps it's because I don't come across to most as a rural-loving farm girl.


My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuff like pigs, cows, and chickens. We really don't have an honest-to-goodness farm, more of a hobby farm.