I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

- Alan Moore

Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he?

- Adam Peaty

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

- Anthony Hamilton

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

- Brian Clough

My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.

- Donald Johanson

I'm in a position where, theoretically, I could play the same ten concertos and make a very good living bouncing around playing Mendelssohn, Tchaikovsky and Barber, but I really think artists should keep pushing limits and trying new things.

- Joshua Bell

I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.

- John C. McGinley

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'

- Noel Gallagher

I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery.

- Robbie Williams

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

- Red Barber

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.

- Swizz Beatz

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

- Theophilus London

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

- Victor Cruz

The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up.

- Yotam Ottolenghi