My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.

- Francis Picabia

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

- Harold Pinter

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

- Rowan Atkinson

Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.

- Wendell Mayes