If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

- Kingsley Amis

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

- Robert Anton Wilson

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

- Patricia Heaton

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.

- Pietro Aretino

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

- P. J. O'Rourke

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Noel Coward

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

- Nathan Lane

Hopefully I don't annoy people too much.

- Missy Franklin

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.

- Marilyn Monroe

I couldn't write a female who fell to pieces every time something didn't go right in her life. She would just annoy me too much.

- Lori Foster

I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.

- A. N. Wilson

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

- Jack Whitehall

People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.

- John Bonham

The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It's us looking at ourselves - and like all human endeavors it's imperfect.

- Jaron Lanier

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

- Howie Mandel

I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.

- Gene Tierney

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Fred Allen

We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Facts and particulars annoy me.

- Clarice Lispector

If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll.

- Bruce Dickinson