With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

- Jerry O'Connell

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

- Jerry O'Connell

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

- Jerry O'Connell

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

- Jerry O'Connell

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

- Jerry O'Connell

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

- Jerry O'Connell

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

- Jerry O'Connell

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

- Jerry O'Connell

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

- Jerry O'Connell

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

- Jerry O'Connell

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

- Jerry O'Connell

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

- Jerry O'Connell

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.

- Jerry O'Connell

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.

- Jerry O'Connell

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

- Jerry O'Connell

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

- Jerry O'Connell

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.

- Jerry O'Connell

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

- Jerry O'Connell

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

- Jerry O'Connell