Quotes from David Walliams


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I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my mark in some way. But maybe the self-loathing bit is the element that makes you strive for more. Makes you strive to be better.


I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.


Social satire has been around since people have been around.


I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.


I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.


I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.


Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.


I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.


It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.


When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me.


I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.


I was born in 1971, and Tom Baker was sort of my obsession as a kid and that's why we got him to do the voice over for 'Little Britain' because I was actually obsessed with Tom Baker.


TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.


I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.


The one good thing about our school was the Cadets; I chose to be in the Navy, purely for the sailor's outfit. A pity we had to give them back.


I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.


I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write a book the characters have to have a bit of emotional depth.


I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to.


I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.


I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.