Quotes from Sarah Silverman


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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.


That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.


The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.


If I have kids, I'll adopt.


You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.


You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.


I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.


I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.


I like my life alone.


I had a lot of depression as a kid.


I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.


I do love the idea of ritual.


Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.


But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.


You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.


In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch.


I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage.


I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.


I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.


I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.