At one time I thought he wanted to be an actor. He had certain qualifications, including no money and a total lack of responsibility.

- Hedda Hopper

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone.

- Hedda Hopper

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece.

- Hedda Hopper

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

- Hedda Hopper

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.

- Hedda Hopper

And in singing, what my voice lacked in quality it made up for in volume.

- Hedda Hopper

Dancing came easy to me.

- Hedda Hopper