Quotes from Berkeley Breathed


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I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.


I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.


The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.


My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.


Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.


It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.


I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.


'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.


Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.


Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists.


Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.


Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.


If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.


If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.


Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.


And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.


I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.


I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.


I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit of heart, anchoring the ugly proceedings with a comforting pull of emotion.


I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.