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    I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

    God | Walking | Night


    Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

    Indecision | Full | Dwight


    There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

    Question | Wrong | Sides


    I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

    Knew


    I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

    Reading | Books | Takes


    I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

    Good | Drink


    So little time and so little to do.

    Time


    I am no more humble than my talents require.

    Humble | Talents | Require


    I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

    Blame | Envy | Drink


    A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

    Bridge | Double | Politician


    Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

    Behind | Hollywood | Lies


    I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.


    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

    Funny | Roses | Red


    Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

    Hollywood | Phony | Strip


    Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

    Lack | Exterior | Enormous


    Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

    Alone | Dining | Beats


    What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

    Humility | Left | Few


    Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

    Indecision | Full


    There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

    Insanity | Genius | Line


    The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

    Politics | Poor | Corrupt


       

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