I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.

- Joel Madden

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

- Joel Madden

My kids are so cute when they pray.

- Joel Madden

It's always a bit much, being in a band with your brother. We fight all the time, but it's kind of comical.

- Joel Madden

Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.

- Joel Madden

We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb.

- Joel Madden

You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.

- Joel Madden

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever.

- Joel Madden

I've grown a lot as a singer and a songwriter, but also as a person. I communicate better with my band, and our relationships are stronger and closer.

- Joel Madden

The way that you parent, you ease into every stage.

- Joel Madden

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

- Joel Madden

Every girl I've ever dated I have respect for, and I always try to leave them in good terms.

- Joel Madden

You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

- Joel Madden

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

- Joel Madden

We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.

- Joel Madden

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

- Joel Madden

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

- Joel Madden

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

- Joel Madden

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

- Joel Madden

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

- Joel Madden