Quotes from Colin Mochrie


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I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.


I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!


I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.


My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!


The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.


As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.


Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.


My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.


As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.


Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!


Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.


We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.


There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.


I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.


I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.


The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.


I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.


There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.


Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.


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