The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.

- Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

- Ben Falcone

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

- Ben Falcone

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.

- Ben Falcone