If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

- Charles M. Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

- Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

- Charles M. Schulz

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

- Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

- Charles M. Schulz

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

- Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

- Charles M. Schulz

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

- Charles M. Schulz

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

- Charles M. Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

- Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

- Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

- Charles M. Schulz

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

- Charles M. Schulz

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

- Charles M. Schulz

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

- Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

- Charles M. Schulz

No problem is too big to run away from.

- Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

- Charles M. Schulz

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

- Charles M. Schulz