One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

- Hayden Schlossberg

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

- Hayden Schlossberg

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.

- Hayden Schlossberg

If you think that something worked and your directing partner doesn't think so, then maybe you have to re-think what you were doing.

- Hayden Schlossberg

It wasn't a conscious decision to actually make a movie about Guantanamo Bay. It was a device.

- Hayden Schlossberg

There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh.

- Hayden Schlossberg

A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines, rather than people you can actually connect to.

- Hayden Schlossberg

When you hit 30, it's that time of self-reflection. Some people are a success. Some people feel like they haven't achieved what they wanted to. Some people are married, some have kids, some are still single.

- Hayden Schlossberg

When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend, and I know that weird off-beat kid.'

- Hayden Schlossberg