Quotes from Alton Brown


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I grill, therefore I am.


That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat, in its cooked state, is dry and flavorless. Does it have to be that way? No. We just have to focus on what the turkey is and what the turkey needs.


Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured.


You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.


Well, you know, when you go into a restaurant, one of the scariest things is the wine list, so whenever I'm really feeling intimidated, I'll just pick a wine type, like a Chianti or Brunello or a Burgundy, and I'll pick a year that's missing and ask for that one.


Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it.


My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.


Laughing brains are more absorbent.


I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.


I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.


The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.


Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.


Do not allow watching food to replace making food.


A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.


My mantra was to educate people - to actually give them the know-how they could use - and to do it in a very subversive kind of way. I would entertain them, and I was going to teach them whether they knew it or not.


I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food.


The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and managed to get on, um, working on music videos for a band called R.E.M. and that kind of opened up a lot of doors for me.


So I quit my job and went to the New England Culinary Institute for the full two years and worked in the restaurant industry after that until finally I thought I had a grasp on what I needed to do what I do.


My first book is really about heat. That book, for me, was an exploration of heat as ingredient. Why we don't talk about heat as an ingredient, I don't quite understand, because it is the common ingredient to all cooking processes.


Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,' made its debut on PBS in the 1980s, it conveyed such genuine enthusiasm for cooking that I was moved for the first time to slap down cold cash for a collection of recipes.