Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

- Franklin P. Jones

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

- Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

- Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

- Franklin P. Jones

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

- Franklin P. Jones

Sex is a two-way treat.

- Franklin P. Jones

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

- Franklin P. Jones

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

- Franklin P. Jones

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

- Franklin P. Jones

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

- Franklin P. Jones

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

- Franklin P. Jones

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

- Franklin P. Jones

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

- Franklin P. Jones

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

- Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

- Franklin P. Jones

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

- Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

- Franklin P. Jones

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

- Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

- Franklin P. Jones