Quotes from Steve Martin


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I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate.


I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.


I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.


I first thought maybe I'd do a banjo presentation record, where I'd play a couple of songs and get a bunch of other players to do the rest. Then I realized I had enough of my own songs to do an album of them.


When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.


When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.


Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.


I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.


I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came the opportunity to do this beautiful film. It was so emotional to me. I loved it. I don't think it was a good career move, but I have no regrets about doing it.


I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be something. Later, you decide whether it'll ever see the light of day. But at the moment of its writing, it's always meant to be something. So, to me, there's no practicing; there's only editing and publishing or not publishing.


Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.


It's a mystery to me the way that contemporary art galleries function.


I loved to make people laugh in high school, and then I found I loved being on stage in front of people. I'm sure that's some kind of ego trip or a way to overcome shyness. I was very kind of shy and reserved, so there's a way to be on stage and be performing and balance your life out.


When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.


What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.


The thing about the banjo is, when you first hear it, it strikes many people as 'What's that?' There's something very compelling about it to certain people; that's the way I was; that's the way a lot of banjo players and people who love the banjo are.


I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.