Quotes from Terry Jones


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Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats.


Every age sort of has its own history. History is really the stories that we retell to ourselves to make them relevant to every age. So we put our own values and our own spin on it.


You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.


We will definitely not burn the Koran, no. Not today, not ever.


It doesn't worry me what anyone says, except when publicity hurts others.


I've got a soft spot for Theatr Colwyn because my granddad used to run the Colwyn amateur dramatic society in the 1930s.


I've been very lucky to have been able to act, write and direct and not have to choose just the one thing.


I'd always thought that if Python was going to go on at all, it'd be nice to get into storylines.


I spent my earliest years in Colwyn Bay in north Wales with my mother and grandmother, while my father was stationed with the RAF in India.



I don't think people who have children are acting selfishly or unselfishly. Having a child who'll be loved, to parents who love each other, is the important thing.


I'm cheerfully optimistic about life. Optimism is very important!


Medieval learning was really advanced.


I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.


I don't think you need religion.


Fatherhood is wonderful.


We think of medieval England as being a place of unbelievable cruelty and darkness and superstition. We think of it as all being about fair maidens in castles, and witch-burning, and a belief that the world was flat. Yet all these things are wrong.


I'd like something that peels potatoes really quickly - that would be wonderful.


I've never been good at improvising.


I like my stories once removed.