When you think about advertisements, it makes sense that they want to hold and retain our attention.

- Allen Klein

The lesson adults can learn here is that the world is filled with things for our enjoyment.

- Allen Klein

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

- Allen Klein

The studies indicate that focusing our attention on someone else, takes our mind off of our own problems. We stay healthier and thereby live longer.

- Allen Klein

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

- Allen Klein

Research has shown that people who volunteer often live longer.

- Allen Klein

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.

- Allen Klein

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.

- Allen Klein

When times get tough, at some point, people instinctively know they need to lighten up in order to get through it.

- Allen Klein

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

- Allen Klein

Like sheep that get lost nibbling away at the grass because they never look up, we often focus so much on ourselves and our problems that we get lost.

- Allen Klein

No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.

- Allen Klein

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

- Allen Klein

Zen teaches that once we can open up to the inevitability of our demise, we can begin to transform that situation and lighten up about it.

- Allen Klein

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.

- Allen Klein

The tragedy of September 11th was so sudden, so enormous, and so horrendous, both in terms of lives lost and global consequences, that this country and the world went into immediate and prolonged shock.

- Allen Klein

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.

- Allen Klein

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.

- Allen Klein

When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits.

- Allen Klein

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

- Allen Klein