Quotes from Kevin James


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Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.


Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.


Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.


For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.


I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'


I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.


I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.


I'm not a Hollywood guy.


It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.


From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.


You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.


I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.


I could never be James Bond.


I really wasn't a class clown.


I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.


I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.


My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'


There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.


Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.


Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.