Quotes from Douglas Adams


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There is a piece of me that likes to fondly imagine my maverick and rebellious nature. But, more accurately, I like to have a nice and cosy institution that I can rub up against a little bit.


Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.


The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.


There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, 'Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth.'


I remember very little about writing the first series of 'Hitchhiker's.' It's almost as if someone else wrote it.


You live and learn. At any rate, you live.


I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.


Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?


For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.


I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.


I have rooms full of little dongly things and don't want any more. Half the little dongly things I've got, I don't even know what gizmo they're for. More importantly, half the gizmos I've got, I don't know where their little dongly thing is.


People wanted me to do a CD-ROM of 'Hitchhiker's,' and I thought, 'No, no.' I didn't want to just sort of reverse-engineer yet another thing from a book I'd already written. I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in.


I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records, working it out note by note. He is an incredibly intelligent musician. He's not someone who has a natural outpouring of melody like McCartney or Dylan, who are just terribly prolific with musical ideas.


I think that growing up in a crowded continent like Europe with an awful lot of competing claims, ideas... cultures... and systems of thought, we have, perforce, developed a more sophisticated notion of what the word 'freedom' means than I see much evidence of in America.


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.


It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.


A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.


I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?