Quotes from George Jean Nathan


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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.


So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.


The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.


It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.


To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.


I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.


Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.


An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.


A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.


A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.


Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.


Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.


It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.


Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.


A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.


Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.


A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.


Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.


Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.


What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.