Quotes from Howard Stern


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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.


I will never feel successful.


I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.


If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.


It's no treat being in bed with me.


My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.


It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.


I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.


I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.


I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.


I'm not looking for a paycheck.


Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.


'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.


What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!


Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.


I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.


I think people of lesser talent will become stars.


I've come to appreciate other people's talents.


I don't talk about my salary.


I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.