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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.


There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were nothing more than a clause in a lease from a crooked slumlord.


I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.


Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn.


One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.


People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.


It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wrote for my own amusement. There was no kindly English professor to tell me for my own good how awful my writing really was. And there was no professor with the power to order me what to read, either.


Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.


I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.


Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.


Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders this time?


Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.


We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.


Actually, to be an effective person politically in this country, I think you have to be thirty or over, and also you have to be rich, well-placed, you have to be close to power. And I don't think that young people, because they look young, can do much, as I think they are counterproductive.


Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.


The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.


Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.


I think I belong to America's last generation of novelists. Novelists will come one by one from now on, not in seeming families, and will perhaps write only one or two novels, and let it go at that.


Any man can call time out, but no man can say how long the time out will be.


About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.