There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.

- Andy Dick

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

- Andy Dick

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

- Andy Dick

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

- Andy Dick

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

- Andy Dick

I have a very dark sense of humor.

- Andy Dick

I believed in God my whole life.

- Andy Dick

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

- Andy Dick

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

- Andy Dick

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.

- Andy Dick

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

- Andy Dick

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

- Andy Dick

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

- Andy Dick

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

- Andy Dick

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

- Andy Dick

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

- Andy Dick

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

- Andy Dick

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

- Andy Dick

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

- Andy Dick

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

- Andy Dick