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For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'


When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they were acting like that person. They weren't like - it wasn't even like they were really trying to go for a laugh, especially in Phil Hartman's case.


I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.


When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.


Turns out typecasting is a real thing.


Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.


Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.


I wrote a fan e-mail to Michael Chabon.


Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.


Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!'


Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.


I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.


At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming host.


If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight line of dialogue because I can't sing to save my life.


I'm very close to my sisters.


I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.


I have a lot of incomplete short films and incomplete scripts out there.


I just did this movie with Kristin Wiig called 'The Skeleton Twins.' That's a straight drama. We play estranged twins, and I end up moving in with her and her husband, played by Luke Wilson. But it's a drama, and the Duplass Brothers produced it and this great guy, Craig Johnson, directed it. And that was great, you know?


My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.


A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.