Quotes from Alice Roosevelt Longworth


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    I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

    Youth | Secret | Eternal


    Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

    History | Dorothy | Woman


    You can't make a souffle rise twice.

    Food | Rise | Twice


    My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

    Wedding | Father | Baby


    He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

    Funny | Looks | Pickle


    I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

    Life | Philosophy


    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

    Funny | Nice | Next


       

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