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    Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

    Medical | Doctor | Idiot


    The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

    Retirement | Trouble


    You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

    Medical | Doctor | Class


    Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

    Damn | Less | Miss


    There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

    Basket | Ball | Plays


    I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

    Rather | Tricky | Players


    I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

    Die | Sick | Jog


    It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

    Three | Hole | Contest


    One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

    Good | Practice | Clean


       

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