For 20 years, Simon & Schuster asked me, 'Why don't you write your autobiography?'

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I could have a degree in music and come on the show, and Simon could still say 'You stink'.

- Clay Aiken

I like Simon Cowell - look at how many great artists have come out of the U.K. because of him.

- George Benson

I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell.

- Leona Lewis

I don't have anything against Simon Cowell and 'The X Factor.'

- Marilyn Manson

I like records. My favorite is Simon and Garfunkel.

- Morgan Saylor

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.

- Paula Abdul

I can't touch Simon anymore.

- Randy Jackson

I wondered if people might not have had enough of Simon Armitage and wondered whether I hadn't had enough of Simon Armitage.

- Simon Armitage

Are Simon & Garfunkel cool, or are they just really uncool? I can't decide.

- Steven Hall