I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day.

- Don Kardong

I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys.

- Jimmy Smith

Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings.

- Mallory Ortberg