I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

- Bob Barker

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

- Christopher Morley

When Clark Gable kissed me, they had to carry me off the set.

- Carroll Baker

I've only ever kissed one girl: my Dorothy. We met in 1915 and married in 1918. She died in 1970.

- Henry Allingham

I want to be kissed by the people I love.

- Isabella Blow

I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

- Joanna Lumley

I can't just be the girl who sang 'I Kissed a Girl.' I have to leave a legacy.

- Katy Perry

Women like being kissed.

- Rod Stewart