Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.

- Kiana Tom

I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations.

- Vaughn Monroe

I feel like my life has been very serendipitous and really kind of humorous. Everything that's happened to me has been like an, 'Omigod, are you kidding me?'

- Vicki Lawrence

I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding.

- Tom Sizemore

Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards.

- TobyMac

Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps.

- Stanley Weiser

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.

- Sylvester Stallone

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

- Penn Jillette

I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

- Loni Love

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

- Larry Hagman

To have children on the set, you realize that if a 10-year-old can do it, who are you kidding? It humbles you.

- Bonnie Hunt

My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties.

- Jeremy Thomas

I used to say, 'Are you kidding?' about some prices for collectibles. I don't anymore because anything that screams its era is collectible.

- Judith Miller

If I say I'm the best actor for the part, I mean it and I'm not kidding.

- James Woods

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

- James Brown

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

- Fareed Zakaria

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself.

- Edwin Land

I do all my own stunts. I'm kidding.

- Dwayne Johnson

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

- Bruce Willis