The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

- Ann Bancroft

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

- Cher

It's axiomatic that all husbands are impossible. But I also think it's axiomatic that women are slightly impossible.

- Christopher Buckley

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

- Delmore Schwartz

Unfortunately, some women want to remake their husbands after their own design.

- Gordon B. Hinckley

I can't be the only person in the world to have three different husbands, and yet those relationships are never talked about.

- Jane Birkin

I don't do husbands. I don't do children.

- Marina Abramovic

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

- Mary Calderone

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

- Shirley MacLaine

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

- Thomas Dekker

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

- William Shakespeare

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor