I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

- Broderick Crawford

I hope when I'm on my deathbed, people forgive me, because there is a lot to forgive.

- Christopher Buckley

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

- Demetri Martin

You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

- Dolly Parton

I want to be able to say on my deathbed that I reached a few people. That would be very nice, just to be able to say that.

- Evelyn Glennie

When you're on your deathbed, you probably aren't counting the movies you've made.

- Kristen Wiig

I've always got my eye on my deathbed.

- Martin Freeman

When I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had.

- Nicholas Lea

Never cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed.

- Suze Orman

I have a checklist of things I'd like to do in movies. One of them is get possessed. Die on a deathbed with a ghostly pallor - that's on my list.

- Talulah Riley